What are you going to tell your grandkids? “When I was your age I defeated The Eggplant Wizard 793 times in one month”. Put that joystick down and do something. Anything. Rob a bank. Punch a cop. Molest a priest. Even prison stories are better than video game stories. Of course telling your grandkids about your travels around the world would be cooler than telling them about the time you got raped in jail.